EAT MADISONS ASS DAY

Go find a Madison and rip those pants off and lick that ass. IF you don't complete eat Madisons ass day you will be spanked like a bad little boy by obamas husband

Jaylen: Hey Madison!!! Did you know its "eat Madisons ass day"?

Madison: oh noooo
Jaylen; get ready for this tounge >;)

by wonder breadz January 5, 2024

National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 11, 2020

grab her ass day

On April 29th a day for guys to grab her ass . It’s not national yet though

Bro grab her ass because today you can it’s grab her ass day

by Mr man tan May 24, 2018

National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020

national Grab ass day

National grab ass day is on may 2nd go and grab ass and have fun

national grab ass day

by jut2497 April 27, 2022

ass licking day

June 16th is ass licking day
Stroll up to your buddies and give them a good cleaning

Bryan: "It's ass licking day!" Slurp
Random girl: screams secual harassment

by NoxLucifer June 16, 2023

Grab ass day

Nation grab ass day

So you can go grab any girl/guy/Humans Ass
Make sure you get a big one

Boy: guess what day it is

Girl: idk what day is it?
Boy: grab ass day! That means I can grab your ass whenever and you not get mad
Girl: do what ever Idc

by YourMomaIsAQueen December 9, 2019