Bob- "I cannot believe that they added HAM to this sandwhich!!!! I HATE HAM! What a disgrace!"
Sally- "Ugh. You're such a ken, bob."
Sally- "Ugh. You're such a ken, bob."
by MarshieBunny18 March 16, 2022

by Nutella loves me November 21, 2016

A wordly traveler who tends to attract all the hoes. But with hoes, comes itchy dick. And his dick… well its the itchiest! His trusted bottom bitch Sam is always there to share the itch tho and damn she wears that itch so well. Ken and sam? The itchiest
by Itchy July 11, 2021

Adam huss also known as ken is inlove with a girl named celin but her sister alin is inlove with this boy ken can’t stand alin he hates her guts but what can he do he’s alins brother in law
by Kskansbsjja January 4, 2019

Barbie’s gay cousin she think is her boy even tho he’s using her to get to barbie’s jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr’s dad.
by wee_eejit May 29, 2022

That mother fucker Ken won’t stop spamming Time Machine on me while playing Pokemon Master Trainer because I stopped him from getting Mewtwo.
by Lapis Cold July 15, 2025
