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student bowling

When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.
Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.
by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014
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Student Slap

When a teacher gives a student a bad grade for reasons outside of academics, such as political views.

Derived from Bitch Slap.

Because teachers cannot bitch slap, they student slap.
Ander: I got student slapped today.
Sophie: Why?
Ander: Because I said I voted for Trump.
by RainbowEscapist September 6, 2017
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LAS Student

A spoilt guy who is either an alcoholic or a drug addict. An LAS Student is a rich spoilt kid that walks around with Gucci, Supreme, LV, or any other brand that costs more than 20 quid for a bloody hoodie. The guys walk around wiping their asses with Benjamin Franklin's and wearing expensive ass clothes which they'll outgrow in about half a year. Meanwhile, the girls will be either having orgies in the toilets or getting ready to suck a dick that night or hitting on a guy twice their age at a party they were either invited to or crashed.
There goes another LAS girl with a guy twice her age.
See that kid with that Supreme hoodie, must be an LAS Student.
by Kahxoeks November 18, 2018
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Student food

Generally shitty easy to make food, like tv dinners or fast food, eaten by students
Student food doesnt taste very good, but it's easy to make
by BoyarBeloved March 15, 2024
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The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.
"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*
by Bath blaster January 11, 2022
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National students day

National students day is when teachers give students no homework and no work is done on that day. Teacher need to give us money and student make the rules. It’s on November 1st
Teacher: guys open up to page 69
Student 1:no I won’t

Teacher: do it or else you go to the principal’s office
Student 1: nope

Teacher: fine I am writing the note
Student 1: no need to
Teacher: why
Student 2: it’s November 1st National students day
Teacher : oh crap
by Iamnotapersonwhodoeshomework October 25, 2023
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Student athlete

Something no child is born as, just like no child is born as a teacher. Just like being a teacher is a job and not who somebody is, a kid becomes conditioned to be something like a student athlete when their mother or father pay for a school that gets them adjusted to life after 18, but its not who they are. Really who a kid is born as, is who they were born to be and what they were born to be, and the rest is added on (often not for the better).
He/she identifies as a student athlete, some other kids might even know him/her as a student athlete, but nobody is a student athlete 24 hours of every day no matter how much time they have to put into a sport or what they're learning about. During their time sitting at a dinner table or being around the house is he/she a mouthy cunt or a cocky pretty boy faggot that enjoys instigating with family and people they know well?
by Solid Mantis July 3, 2019
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