2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018

December 2nd

The day my boyfriend and I want to skip school and hang out.

I can't wait for December 2nd

by Saxophones are cool November 29, 2019

December 2nd

Girls ask out there crush day

Go on do it it’s December 2nd

by Thicboi69 November 30, 2019

December 2nd

December 2nd is national Fanny pack Day.You wear your supreme Adidas or any kind of fanny pack to school

Its December 2nd bring your fanny pack

by Dathypebeast December 1, 2019

December 2nd

the day social media decided that we all skip school😌
tik tok: http.brooklyn.g :)

barney: yo is there a national day on december 2nd?

betty: yeah! it’s national skip school day😌✌🏼

by your moms bean green casserole December 1, 2019

December 2nd

the day social media decided that we all skip school😌
tik tok: http.brooklyn.g :)

barney: yo is there a national day on december 2nd?

betty: yeah! it’s national skip school day😌✌🏼

by your moms bean green casserole December 1, 2019

December 2nd

December 2nd is the day where you can hug your crush/girlfriend/boyfriend. Go get em tiger

Person: Hey (name), um, so, it’s December 2nd would you want to hug?
Crush: Uh, sure?

by ido.notwork.forurban.dictonary December 1, 2019