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Bless your heart.

Southernese for "f-you".
You can't come to work today because your mother died, your dog ran away and someone stoled your truck? Oh, Bless your heart.
by Western Woman May 8, 2010
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bless your heart

A term used prior to ridiculing, insulting the sensibilities of, or pointing out the shortcomings of someone. Used to soften the blow of a statement, and can render nearly any comment, no matter how brash or distasteful, socially acceptable.
Wife- Honey, do these jeans make me look fat?

Husband- Bless your heart, dear, but you've been a whale for the last ten years and I still can hardly believe you haven't imploded into a black hole due to the force of your gravity yet, so no matter what you wear, you'll still be a walking pork rind.
by Rexxx37 December 4, 2009
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Bless your heart

A loving & empathetic expression conveying sympathy toward ones action or behavior. The obvious / better choice or action was not taken.
Jeff was sluffing school to much & didnt graduate. -Bless his heart.

Robin jumped on a box to crush it- slipped, landed on her arm, and broke it. -Bless her heart.
I was out in the cold playing without a jacket, and got sick. -Bless your heart.
by Jefe.Robison December 24, 2019
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I'll eat your heart out

“I’ll eat your heart out”. Possibly one of the greatest lines of all time. From the song “187” by Senses Fail. In just these five words, you can picture many things, ranging from murder, love, and hate. To sum it up in one word: beautiful.
You ripped my heart out, you tore my eyes out, now you're gonna pay. I'll stab you one time. I'll eat your heart out so you feel my pain.
by illEATurHARTout March 24, 2004
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testing your heart

when you ask someone for a favor and they give you their answer as in yes or no.
Asker "May I borrow some money?"
Lender"Yes anytime you need me I got you."
Asked " I was just testing your heart. Seeing where it was at.
by Almighty bull June 10, 2016
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Open Your Heart

The opening to Sonic Adventure and the best Crush 40 song tied with I am all of me.
FBI_Weegee: I am all of me, best crush 40 song hands down.

Synergetic: No. Open Your Heart is.

FBI_Weegee: Call it even?

Synergetic: K.
by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021
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Bless your heart

The southern way to say just about anything.

It can mean what an idiot, poor guy, awe that's so cute, etc.
Guy slips on banana peel

Old southern woman :Bless your heart.
by Lulu the dino nuggie February 15, 2022
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