Pack your dicks

To get Ready.

Pack your dicks. We're going on a road trip!

by Leatherneck999 October 22, 2015

your dick's loose

a not uncommon response to someone who talks a lot of bullshit or doesn't know what they're talking about at all, or someone of questionable sexual preference. also used to insult pretty much anyone at any time w/o any cause, mostly males.

Person A: That String Cheese Incident show rocked. They were throwin' down somethin' fierce.

Person B: Man, your dick's loose.

by Igz November 22, 2006

put your dick on

To cowboy-up, to man-up. To stop being a pussy and start acting like a man....with a dick

Bob: She's hot, but I'm afraid to talk to her.
Jaqrell: Put your dick on and talk to her.

by cjwray910 August 16, 2009

Milked your Dick

When victorious in a competition used as smack talk to rub the defeat in your opponents face.

Dude, I just milked your dick. You bitch

by I've been Raped hard... April 13, 2011

Shut your dick

An expression meaning to "shut the fuck up" or to stifle your diarrhea mouth.

Nick: " I just really can't believe your bitch girlfriend is such a bitch because, like, she's so rude and is such a bitch, and ...(blah, blah, blah).

Blake: " Dude, keep your mouth off my woman!"

Nick: " I'm sorry but it's just like, she's such a bitch and , like, I just wanna tell her she sucks...(blah, blah, blah).

Blake: " Dude, SHUT YOUR DICK!!!"

by MissSwitch August 12, 2016

smell your dick

Quite possibly the stupidest, most ridiculous song known to mankind.

Dave: Did you hear that song "Smell Your Dick" by Riskay?

Phil: Yeah, that song is soooooo fucking stupid dude... like wtf..??

Dave: Werd...

by phizzle413 March 2, 2009

beating your dick

How is this not defined on Urbandictionary after all these years?

*knock on bathroom* "What are you doing in there man, beating your dick? Let's go already!"

by makinpizzasbro420 June 30, 2014