Wrinkly Rock

slang word used as the image of a man's penis. Preferably the lame, over emotional Caucasian skaters. When grabbed, you feel as if you have a pebble in your hand with hairy skin on it.

Hey, how was last night?

It was fine til he pulled out his wrinkly rock

by from ex girlfriend July 1, 2011

wrinkly chimp

old people friendly insult Fun way to make fun of your grandparents

"Grandpa, get off the coach you wrinkly chimp!"

by Ant_riot May 31, 2018

Wrinkly Fiver

When you give someone a handjob but your hand is wrinkly and pruned up from water.

Yesterday when after we went swimming my boyfriend convinced me to give him a wrinkly fiver.

by Brad1776 April 23, 2018