wellenspoch 

Shocked but not surprised

“WHAT? Double taco holder butt plugs are a thing?? I’m having a wellenspoch moment right now.”

“I’m in a state of wellenspoch after hearing that Florida banned ‘Humpty Dumpty’ for being ‘too woke.’”

wellenspoch by Nonexistent Bidets March 24, 2024

The Wolfenstein 

A popular Midwest (small town) hairstayle worn by mostly 40 someting house wifes. This hairstyle is similar to a "bob" with extreme chunky highlights.

Look at old ass Betty Sue siting on her John Deere mower drinking Natural Light sporting that Walmart AKA: The Wolfenstein

The Wolfenstein by BBQ Randall October 3, 2011

Castle von Wolfenstein 

A basement in a pedophiles apartment

"I visited that guy's castle von wolfenstein."

Castle von Wolfenstein by fuckfacethepuré October 25, 2017

The Nate Wollenweber 

You shit in your underwear then leave it in your room for the next week.

I did the Nate Wollenweber last night, now my room smells like shit.

The Nate Wollenweber by Drewsuckedmydicklastnight March 27, 2021