post wod clarity

After you work out and you start to overthink everything
Kyle: Bro i finished my Workout and i got post wod clarity im not tryna do anything else today
by shilohsteezy July 21, 2021
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WOD Zombie

The deviant meme-maker of the CrossFit community. Described as a "CrossFitting 1990s Christian Slater", the WOD Zombie is on an endless mission to cross all boundaries and give people a chance to laugh at the things the CrossFit world is afraid to talk about.

Synonyms: Llamas, Weightlifting Bears, Gym Frogs.

Antonyms: Spinster Cat Man
I follow WOD Zombie.
by WODZOMBIE November 24, 2021
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dong wod

Dong wod is the daddy of all penises, it is huge, veiny, black and can take down a bull.
"Oh my god you should have seen that mans dong wod last night... it was extraordinary!!!"
by Dong wod April 06, 2017
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Wod

Dow high backworks because they are nothing but Wods. The school across town from Midland High that takes big Ls. Nothing bu snobby rich kids.
Chemic 1: Is that kid wearing camouflage
Chemic 2: They are definitely a Wod
by Tacobello1 October 22, 2019
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Wod

God is the Supreme being and creator of all things according in the World of Darkness.

Generally, mortals identify God with the monotheistic deity presented by some religions. According to the Abrahamic religions, this god is named as Yahweh, Elohim, Jehovah or Allah. In China, he is known as the August Personage of Jade. That being said, he has many identities and purposes that span across the world.

God was the first being to exist. According to this belief God had no creator and was never made; he has always existed and was present at the beginning of the universe, known to the mages as the Prime. According to the tradition, God created the world and the universe by His divine will and power. God's motivation for creating the world is not explicitly explained in scripture, but it is believed to have been an act of divine love and kindness. He is seen as the supreme and transcendent being, who chose to create the universe and everything in it as an act of love and providence.
The wod (word of the lord) says Caine was cursed by God for murdering his brother Abel. Cainite mythology holds up to a high degree, with the story of Caine and Abel recognized by vampires that predate Judaism, and in certain cases recorded by Vampires at some time before Judaism. Special mention of this is made in Demon: The Fallen, where the stories of a certain desert tribe turn out to be unusually accurate - if, from Lucifer's point of view, biased. Obviously, Demons believe in God as much as they believe in themselves. Demons knew God, but their interpretation of God is tied up in a complex love/hate relationship represented by their Torment. Whatever Demons knew of God, however, they don't know what God is doing right now.

The Kuei-jin believe they know the answer to that one, however. According to the Wan Kuei, the "August Personage of Jade" turned his face on them when he cursed them, much like he did to the Yama Kings when he cursed them. The Wan Kuei believe in a god, they just don't necessarily believe that he's a forgiving god. They know this because they returned from their afterlife in the Yomi Hells.
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wod

a wod is someone who is a dickhead. someone who is just really nobheady.
omg he acc killed my cat what a wod
by wodhater365 September 11, 2021
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wod

a very bad word that you can't say to your friend because he has his nickname as EW\wod
hi Ewod
by CryingAlon November 05, 2018
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