wind facial

occurs when wind blows sand in your face causing you to squint or close your eyes completely,and in some cases causing you to turn your head.

girl: Dude I just got sand in my eye from the wind and its making my eyes burn.
guy: you just got a wind facial.

by dyn2bcaptian November 29, 2009

wind tech

a technician in the wind industry. a wind tech is a special breed of person, one that is at times very unpredictable. because of the eminent danger they face everyday, wind tech fear very little and therefore tend to get a little "crazy". wind tech's work long hours and have very little time on the ground making them form somewhat of a pack amongst themselves. it is often said that one will not think twice about putting themselves in the way of serious harm for another. in a wind turbine tech's personal life they are usually very heavy drinkers. these men are also mentally unstable from a lack of personal contact with persons other than their mentally unstable co-workers, this often results in poor relationship performance, which in turn also leads to MORE heavy drinking. no one is exactly sure where these individuals come from but we now know that as long as there is alcohol to be drank, woman to seduce and crazy thing to do... this always interesting species will survive. they will continue to live high above our head where they belong. for once a man become a tech, he is changed.

wind techs are crazy

by stir_crazy May 14, 2011

wind test

What cops say when they are willing to let you go for possession of marijuana if your give up who sold it to you

i got stopped by the cops and they found my dimebag in the glove compartment he said he was willing to do a wind test if i gave up the guy who sold it to me, but since dealer guy was my boy i just took the charge

by BE-Z October 10, 2008

Wind Your Toy

A university of guelph tradition where one dances with their knees bent in rythmn while the rear hand makes a winding motion. This is usually done to bass-heavy music and can be seen at the university pep rally.

Wind your toy, wind, wind your toy!

"I tried to teach my dad how to wind his toy but he failed miserably."

"I wound my toy so hard I almost broke a hip"

by D.Hfy January 9, 2008

wind-bath

When a person bathes using wind combined with cologne or perfume as a substitute for water and soap. Most wind-bathers attempt to clean themselves on the way to school, events or their workplace making use of the wind from highway trafficking.

"With the grease dripping from his hair and enlarged pores, you know he strictly takes wind-baths."

by informee March 6, 2013

wind up

to annoy or upset someone

She just knows how to wind me up.
He wind up his classmates.

by LikeTheWind May 5, 2012

Wind Lake, WI

Wind Lake is a tiny town, in where if you were to sneeze while driving you would pass it up. There is more bars and churches than places to eat, and zero grocery stores. There is always good fishing. 'Pistol Pete' is one of the cops in Wind Lake, and he is the best one. Wind Lake is unincorporated, and is home of the one and only Chupsters.

Do you want to go fishing on Wind Lake or Waubeesee Lake. Wind Lake, WI

by jesse and rick May 8, 2010