Welting

The act of transferring tonsil stones from inside the throat unto the receivers preferably long foreskin during oral sex which over time forms a significant amount of smegma under the foreskin that carries an insanely loud retched smell if left to ferment

wow! i can still smell last nights welting session! i hope the tonsil stones start cookin under there! this is definitely the new meta!!

by Climax the cool guy May 13, 2024

Suicide Welt

The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.

"Wow, did you see Rodney's suicide welts? What a total lazybones with no real followthrough."

by ca$h AF August 13, 2024

Welt Yang

Hes a gigachad. Second herrscher of reason and anti entropy sovereign who somehow got into a parallel universe (hsr)

Welt Yang’s backstory is so cool man, you should read Second Eruption n Alien Space comics.

by starraizor November 16, 2023

Welting

The sexual act of transferring one’s tonsil stones into the preferably long foreskin of the receiver during intense oral sex. These tonsil stones if left alone to ferment under said foreskin will generate a significant amount of smegma that commonly carries a very intense and fowl aroma.

wow! i can still smell last nights welting session! i can’t wait for it to start to ferment.

by Climax the cool guy May 13, 2024