Welcome to the Internet 

a song that is written by Bo Burnham

Welcome to the internet!

Welcome to the Internet by SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH! September 19, 2021

Welcome to loserville

Population you!

Welcome to loserville...Population you!

Welcome to loserville by WelcomeToLoservillePopulationU August 15, 2009

welcome to Michigan 

An expression used to explain any unusual, unpleasant, or semi-surprising thing that occurs while within the state of Michigan. Can be applied to almost anything and commonly used with the expression "puts hair on your chest".

Anna: The rock exploded in the fire.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Joey: The car won't start.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Nick: My foot is bleeding.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Courtney: I peed myself laughing.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

Ashlee: It's really cold here everywhere.
Alex: WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!

welcome to Michigan by welcometoMI July 18, 2009

welcome to the rice field mother fucker

A kind greeting said by someone who has worked at a rice field for a very long time. This greeting is typically a traditional way to greet a new worker/employee.

New worker: Nice to meet you. I'm going to be working here from now on.
Veteran worker: Welcome to the rice field mother fucker.

welcome to the rice field mother fucker by Great Guppy October 23, 2015

Welcome to Bloxburg 

A Roblox game. It costs 25 R$ and it was the first game to reach 1 Billion when costing Robux. On April Fools' Day in 2020, it renamed itself to House Building Simulator for a day. Bloxburg is the most famous game in Roblox which requires R$. Many people who got Robux chooses to buy this game first, instead of other game like TreeLands or Wild West. (TreeLands is a game by the creator of Adopt Me, NewFissy)

Xavier: Dude, why can't I get Robux? I want to play Welcome to Bloxburg!
Phil: Yeah, me rtoo!
Sammy: It's really easy to get Robux...
Phil: You're gonna give us Robux?
Sammy: Exactly! Just join my group!
Xavier: Thank you!

Welcome to Bloxburg by Lol Memes ;) August 3, 2020

welcome to the dawn

The reached destination of reality of bliss where Human beings, the animal, insect, and plant kingdom align uniformly with the Universe in peace and harmony with the Creator and all evil is dispelled and any and everything that is not compassion and purity does not exist.

Defined by Mrs. Monique Smith from Philadelphia Pa.

Welcome to the Dawn the long awaited upper Echelon State of Being.

welcome to the dawn by Astral Mystic November 17, 2017

welcome to the bonezone 

a phrase often use in a sexual relationship. commonly right before getting what is knows a "anal evacuation", which is a phrase for anal

Gf: *walk in to bedroom after work"
Bf: *laying on bed nacked* "Welcome to the bonezone"
Gf: what in the fresh titty.."

welcome to the bonezone by kinkysauce.exe May 8, 2018