Wandering Nipple 

This is similar to a wandering eye, but applies to nipples. With a wandering eye, one eye looks in one direction, while the other, for unknown reasons, looks in another direction. With a wanering nipple, one nipple points in one direction and the other nipple is not similarly directionally aligned. This usually results from a bad boob job.

Man, she had a wandering nipple. I didn't know where to look. I think she must have had a botched tit job.

Wandering Nipple by Jerry Blow (cousin of Joe) July 2, 2008

Wandering Spirit 

Welcome to the Spirit that is Wandering discord, or also know as WhaleShit, here we have meaningful conversations such as, is kanye have 23 nip? And, are u an fur frend uwu? Welcome, and enjoy your stay at the official WhaleShit discord server.

Wandering Spirit is a pretty cool place.

Wandering Spirit by o0Triste0o June 9, 2019

wandering 

The act of performing fingering but using a wand instead. Commonly used by Hermione in Harry Potter

Hermione is wandering while she imagines Harry getting butt fucked by Ron

wandering by Geestapo January 19, 2015

wandering jew 

a jew after ww2

Jarret, a wandering jew, had fled the city because his non jewish friends were bullying him

wandering jew by imoncrackandmeth24.7 August 3, 2019

wandering mess 

a chick wandering around a theme park, totally drugged up and looking like an absolute mess.

that chick's an absolute wandering mess.

wandering mess by shark devine January 17, 2005

Wandering Russian 

A man that will wander over to you, and offer sage like advise. May be in the form of an insult.

My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".

Wandering Russian by iadas August 14, 2011

Wandering Willie 

When a man is having sex with a woman doggie style standing up and another woman is going down on your girl and your dick inadvertently comes out of her pussy and goes into her mouth.

We were at that party and I was fucking Ashley good from behind, when Amanda came over and started eating her pussy from the front. All at once my dick came out and bam, she got a Wandering Willie!

Wandering Willie by SinfulJeff March 13, 2015