wake and spank 

to masturbait as soon as you wake up

a wake and spank is quiet pleasurable every now and then

wake and spank by brianfixxx September 28, 2008

East Wake High School 

High School located in Wendell, North Carolina. The school is currently divided into four small schools, which include Health Science, Integrated Technology, Engineering, and Arts, Education, and Global Studies. The small schools model will probably be revoked soon, as audits have shown that it hasn't been as successful as hoped. East Wake is not the best school around, but is home to many talented individuals in the areas of art, athletics, and academics. The fine arts department is noteworthy. East Wake has some wonderful singers and dancers (hip hop, lyrical, jazz, etc). Additionally, there are smart individuals at East Wake who end up at UNC, NCSU, even Yale. East Wake is not just the pushover school that many expect it to be. The AP Students at East Wake work hard (which many reviewers forsake to mention, because they've never actually taken any AP Classes). Overall, the administration is largely unorganized, but East Wake has some quality people that are sometimes overlooked because of the negative image that other students bring to the school.

Student 1: "Did you hear about that fight at East Wake High School?"
Student 2: "Did you hear about East Wake High School's latest NHS project?"
Student 1: dumbfounded...
Student 2: "Yeah, didn't think so. Get a life."

East Wake High School by Thoughtful Evaluator January 24, 2010

wake and shake

Similar to the "wake and bake," except that it involves jerking off instead of smoking pot.

I was dreaming about this hottie all night, so in the morning it was time for a little wake and shake.

wake and shake by What U. Waant courtesy of Thin Dick August 12, 2003

wake n shake

similar to "wake n bake" but does not involve weed/marijuana, but fucking/sex/intercourse rather. morning sex. getting it on/doing the deed right after you wake up in the morning. bootycall that happens between daybreak and noon..anything that happens after 12pm is an "afternoon delight". I guess from the ladies stand point it could be considered a "wake n fake";)

after karen and I woke up we ripped off our jammies and proceeded right into a nice "wake n shake" session before starting our day..

wake n shake by Vince G. June 11, 2008

Wake and Shake

The compelling need to get off after awaking.
Also known as the Nap and Slap.

The young woman, Britt, demanded that Dale be on MSN when she awoke so she could Wake and Shake, although she knew she secretly wanted to ask Ava to assist in her Nap and Slap.

Wake and Shake by NotAva0a June 8, 2010

Wake and Shake

The act of waking up in the morning and immediately beginning to masturbate.

I woke up this morning feeling really horny, so I did a quick wake and shake.

Wake and Shake by Cambriass January 10, 2011

wake n snake 

When you have sexual intercourse as soon as or soon after you wake from sleeping.

My boyfriend is really horny recently, every morning he wants to wake n snake!

wake n snake by lucian246 May 20, 2015