valentines day

A Pointless and worthless day invented by Hersheys Confectionary Co and Joining forces with Teleflora Florists and Corbans Wine Makers just so they can profit out of Wine, Cholocates and Flowers, while single people suffer at the clutches of the hands of this evil and corrupt capitalist-orientated day that is not even a fucking holiday period.

Valentines Day should be banned and all those celebrating it shot.

by Brother Number One February 18, 2007

VAGINTINES DAY

If you a single chick and on valentines day, 14th February, you are at home alone, sitting and fingering herself while crying, the chick is having a vagintines day with herself.

Oh shame, that woman sitting over there had a vagintines day the other week.

by RUGGA MAN September 23, 2010

Valentines Day

A day dedicated to making single people feel like shit.

Person 1: Hey, Valentines Day is coming up!
Person 2: What? Aw, man, I'm single...I feel like shit...

by Happyhak February 20, 2011

Valentines Day

A holiday created by genius sadists in co-operation with flower, chocolate and wine industries to make single people question their life. This holiday also makes people in relationships feel obligated spend vast amount of money on pointless symbols of love.

Valentines day is a waste of time

by PengTingTrapQueen February 6, 2015

Valentines day

Simply put, single awareness day. If you are single on this day, just look out your window and see a bunch of people doing cringey 'couple photos' and be glad that you aren't one of them.

cringe girlfriend: Awww babe, it's valentines day! Lets go for a walk.
cringe boyfriend: Awww, of course we can!

by A_Bi_Legend November 11, 2020

ValentIDES Day

February 15, or the Ides of February. Best day to celebrate Valentine's Day, where restaurants do not try to gouge you with exorbitant prices.

This year, we are celebrating our love on ValentIDES Day, so that we can save money on our restaurant bill.

by darwinplanet February 6, 2012

valentines day

1)a day to make single people feel like s***!!!

2)you know ... not everyone has a significant other to celebrate with!! l:(

girl 1: i hate valentines day

girl 2: yeah it makes me lonly

girls 1&2: (sigh)

by <3 <3 love me<3 <3 February 12, 2010