valentines day 

1)a day to make single people feel like s***!!!

2)you know ... not everyone has a significant other to celebrate with!! l:(

girl 1: i hate valentines day

girl 2: yeah it makes me lonly

girls 1&2: (sigh)

valentines day by <3 <3 love me<3 <3 February 12, 2010

Valentines Day 

The only day Couples Show ANY Affection towards Eachother

Person 1- Wow look at Jim and Brittni there So happy

Person 2-Its Valentines day Remeber?

Person 1-Oh yea i forgot by tomarrow they Wont be like this to bad...

Valentines Day by Kiddbandit February 8, 2009

valentines day 

a pathetic attempt at marketing yet another random day of the year. only this one makes both singles and couples feel like shit. if your single you get to watch others parade around with hearts and balloons while feeling lonely and worthless. if your in a relationship you have the obligation of spending yet more money on a ridiculous day and are supposed to act happy for the useless waste of money your partner has gotten for you. either way, valentines day was made for capitalism, not love.

valentines day bf: hey man wat did u get ur girl?

single guy: nothin i get to walk around feeling lonely all day.

valentines day bf: well at least you dont gotta waste your overtime money with a smile on your face.

single guy: true man, true.

valentines day by multipersonthought March 3, 2011

Valentines Day 

Single-Awareness Day.
A day for couples to be giddyy in love, and single people to be depressed. Also used to scam people outta their money for cards, flowers, and other gifts.

Single: Tomorrow's Valentines Day? Damn.

Dating: Oh, good! Tomorrow is Valentines Day! Chocolates? Check. Flowers? Check. Giant pink bear? Check.

Valentines Day by HATERR. February 14, 2010

Valentines Day 

Named after an early christian martyr named Valentine, it is the one day where people who have no chance of getting with a girl in any way shape or form realize that fact even more...
also, the really lonely people's mothers say they will be their valentine because they know their son it pathetic

Eli Manning - its valentines day again and nobody loves me. especially since the giants robbed the pats of the superbowl win
Eli's mother - its ok honey. if it makes you feel better, ill be your valentine
Eli - *sniffles* ok

Valentines Day by bigtallguy1292 February 8, 2008

Valentines day 

Means Another day another slay just on valentines day

Me:wanna slay
Her: its Valentine’s Day
Me:yeah have a play and a slay
Her:ok :)
Me:happy valentines day :)

Valentines day by Bzup February 11, 2022

Valentines day 

the worst fucking day ever to ditch your girlfriend and break up with her

him:i've got lunch with the fam and no u can't come
her:....ok but i have to be home by 3
(he leaves at 12:45)
him:(2 hrs later)oh we're just getting to the resturaunt now there was a set back.
(she gets upset and he breaks up with her)
him: if you think that i will deny my family to lunch with me on valentines day then you're wrong

Valentines day by once his</3 February 16, 2009