The mask-like device that a redneck diver or swimmer places on his or her face which allows them to see underwater.
Bubba: Hey , Brandi, you seen my underwater seein' glasses? I dropped my truck keys in the pond agin and gotta go look fer 'em.
Brandi: Yeah Bubba, they right there- on your big ole head.
Bubba: (reaching up and scratching at his big ole head) Well shut my mouth, they sure are! A yuck, yuck.
Brandi: Yeah Bubba, they right there- on your big ole head.
Bubba: (reaching up and scratching at his big ole head) Well shut my mouth, they sure are! A yuck, yuck.
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peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
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grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
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Hey guys, you see that Latino over there, we just went on a Carnival underwater excursion. It was great.
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