Unintentional pleasurement

When you set your phone on or next to your dick or vagina, and somebody starts spamming you causing you to be unintentionally pleasured.

Hey bro what's going on?

I just got unintentional pleasurement!
Sweet !

by aairving April 7, 2015

Unintentional Babysitter

An American who stands in line at an amusement park and has their personal space invaded by foreign children that are standing behind them. The children usually do not speak English and are unable to keep their hands to themselves.

Guy: "Dude, why is that kid's face all up in your ass?"
Other guy: "I have no idea. I feel like an unintentional babysitter."

by puffswithlosh August 9, 2010

The Unintentional Thumb

When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up" button, usually at the worst possible time.

"I'm having a really rough day"

"What's wrong?"

"My dad passed away. 😰"

"👍"

"FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL THUMB! Sorry about your loss."

Or ...

"How are things with Robert?"

"I found out he's cheating on me."

"👍"

"So sorry, the Unintentional Thumb strikes when you least expect it."

by Daniel Harmon March 27, 2016

unintentional-dickery

Unintentional Dickery
When saying something which sounds sarcastic, but it genuinely is not meant as such

-"Do you like my cooking?"
-"Sure...!"
-"Stop, saying 'Sure' all the time. You sound like a dick!"
-"No, i genuinely liked it! The dickery is unintentional!"
--unintentional-dickery--

by NullPointerException March 14, 2017

Unintentional Photobomb

When you accidentally manage to get in someone else's photo. (And it ends up biting you in the ass later. i.e. Getting caught cheating on your partner or otherwise lying to them about where you were and/or who you were with.

Me: "I was looking at cool event photos from a few years ago, and saw my husbands lying ass drinking with a buddy and two chicks. He said his ass was going for a ride on his motorcycle that day!!"

Friend: "Unintentional photobomb... Does it every time."

by Sporadiclove February 28, 2015

Unintentional parody

When you post a video, podcast or similar and mistakenly believe you appear credible…when in actual fact you are an obvious charlatan and merchant of horsefeathers.

Hey did you see that unintentional parody Mo made? It was nonsense, but not on purpose.

by The real McGowan has stood up. June 12, 2024

Unintentional parody

When you post a video, podcast or similar and mistakenly believe you appear credible…when in actual fact you are an obvious charlatan and merchant of horsefeathers.

Hey did you see that unintentional parody Mo made? It was nonsense, but not on purpose.

by The real McGowan has stood up. June 12, 2024