Ump

Ump is used as a synonym to the word “cuck”.
When talking about pitchers and catchers in relationships, the one who watches is the ump.

Yo Kyle, heard your dad likes to watch your mom get banged by his buddy’s. Your dads an UMP!

by ThebiggestUMP453 July 20, 2024

UMP

(Noun, /ʌmp/) An acronym read for "Unintentional Monster Poop." This word is used to describe the occasional defecation which, on the way out feels normal but upon conclusion, further review reflects an excessive output that was not expected.

Person 1: For once, I didn't think the Taco Bell had much of an impact. When I stood up and looked, I was shocked!

Person 2: Fast food always makes me ump hard. There's no way to avoid it.

Person 1: Never know when it's going to happen, just need to keep the toilet paper stocked and hope for the best.

by thisisatest1 July 3, 2023

Ump Yourself

A referee-less kickball game.

Hey Sam! Do you want to join our kickball team? No thanks, Tim rudely told me to "ump yourself".

by The Neigh September 5, 2019

UMP

Unique Marketing Proposition

Can you define UMP of your organization, product or services?

by DrShan February 12, 2022

umpe

Means uglystupidrat

You are such a little umpe

by UMPE February 17, 2022