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Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.
Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

toilet shark

the imaginary animal you feed when you shit in a toilet..
toilet shark by brownbomma November 1, 2010

Toilet Snooker 

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.
"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"
Toilet Snooker by Gaff December 19, 2006

Toilet Sitter 

The backside of any person, individual. The butt cheecks, the rear end, the caboose, the ass.
Person One: Look at the large toilet sitter on that bitch.

If the 'toilet sitter' of the person is some hot babe, then, "Awww, yeah, she could sit on me any day of the week."

If the 'toilet sitter' is from a larger heavyset woman, then, "(SPIT TAKE) HOLY SHIT, WHAT? (VOMIT.)

(Not just for females, but males as well.)
Toilet Sitter by zinnate November 12, 2011

Skibidi toilet syndrome 

The "Skibidi toilet syndrome" is caused when an individual watches so many skibidi toilet videos, their brain slowly turns into a rough shape of a toilet and stars mold grows on their brain.
- Dude, did you hear what happened to Jacob?
- Yeah, i heard he was diagnosed with skibidi toilet syndrome.

bangladesh toilet services 

"OMG IS THAT BTS?"
"YOU MEAN BANGLADESH TOILET SERVICES? YEAH!"