A school were kids turn into god awful teens and lives are ruined. They act like dumb ass furrys, wanna be red necks, rich kids even though they live near the skating rink in the ghetto. They all either fucked, smoked, touched or said something inappropriate.
Definition. Woodward Middle School- Hell and a menace of society.
Ex: "Did you here about the search dogs in the hall, they said two people got caught vaping, good thing i dont do that ;D."
Ex: "Did you here about the search dogs in the hall, they said two people got caught vaping, good thing i dont do that ;D."
by CrackHe$d November 24, 2021

A pathetic, sad, little man who takes out his anger about his meaningless, depressing life on poor students
An ugly fat old retard, who has anger issues and can't stand being wrong
An immature, dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence (he's wrong)
An ugly fat old retard, who has anger issues and can't stand being wrong
An immature, dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence (he's wrong)
John Woodward is such a bitch and everyone hates him so much.
I hope John Woodward dies in a fire.
John Woodward is a complete insufferable idiot, how does he have a wife?
I hope John Woodward dies in a fire.
John Woodward is a complete insufferable idiot, how does he have a wife?
by Woodwards #1 op January 16, 2025

The man, the myth, the legend. At the age of 16 he's knocked 7 men, 3 pigs, 1 girl, and a kangaroo. Scared of absolutely nothing, doesn't give two shits of what you think
by OllyBenno January 2, 2017

Dilly dally and overpay at the last minute
Person 1: are you planning to join us in Portugal this weekend? We want to plan our stay...
Person 2: I could book now, lock in my flights and help us plan the weekend better... but I am going to wait instead and get a Woodward special
Person 2: I could book now, lock in my flights and help us plan the weekend better... but I am going to wait instead and get a Woodward special
by anony89mous September 1, 2020

by Qc1 September 7, 2013

by Baddest mofo who ever lived February 12, 2018

by @seen_lol December 4, 2020
