The Yosemite Sam

While having butthole pleasures with a girl on her period you remove her tampon and swipe it across her upper lip.

During sex while aunt flo was visiting I administered The Yosemite Sam

by krhhouston July 9, 2009

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sam the unicorn

Sammm ryhmes with damnnn for a reason. She's probably the coolest person you know, and the kinda person you would want in your life. She's pretty damn amazing, and a fantastic friend. She is also most commonly in love with a guy named Evan.

"Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn is that Sam the Unicorn over there?????"

"oh shit, Sam is flirting with Evan again!!!!!!!"

by Listentomuzic07 February 7, 2014

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Sam The Cat

A cat meant to live with at least 5 children; minimum 2 dogs and a horse

To qualify for Sam the Cat, you must first have 5 kids.

by Omnipreuneurdort March 10, 2021

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sam the bam

samuel sam sam ham

sam the bam is so funny

by samthebamofficial June 26, 2021

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Sam the train man

A guy who very nerdy and likes trains. he is tall a good friend, BUT HE NEVER WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT TRAINS LIKE MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Sam the train man means to dedicate your whole damn life to trains,

Person 1: Yo Sam can you stop talking about trains please?

Sam: no. (insert nerdy train fact here)

by NoahTheShortKid August 4, 2021