A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.
Typical day in Elk grove high school
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)
by IntellegentEdgar February 22, 2023
by far one of the worst elementary schools in Illinois.
The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.
Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.
And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.
Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.
And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
???: Hey do you want to know why Indian Grove Elementary School sucks?
Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.
Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling
Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.
Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
by Anonomous4002 July 7, 2020