The New Jersey Broccoli Chop

When you begin chopping broccoli while, after, or giving a hand job.

"Oh look Eli is chopping brocc- ... never mind."
"yeah my man was bothering me so I gave him The New Jersey Broccoli Chop"

by DanteFA March 7, 2026

Chop a maloo off the lights

This is a common cult phrase typically used between 79 series landcruiser owners. It translates to "I've had a few beers, and I once sucked off a bloke for $20...can you spare me $20"

While at a 79 series event. All of the 79 series owners stood around in a circle. The guy with the biggest 4 wheeled mortgage says, "I can chop a maloo off the lights". All the 79 series owners line up at the overpriced fuck hut and exchange $20s to suck each other's dicks.

by Harry bartole May 26, 2022

get to the chopper

To Run,Walk, Strut, or jog to a waiting helicopter, to avoid being raped by the predator.

Dutch: lying on the ground after being hit by Predator shoulder cannon, he motions to Asian GirlRun! Get to the chopper!

by Narr June 22, 2006

Ace in the chopper

When you have a stack of $1 bills in the strip club but hide a $100 bill in the stack.

Tell the strippers at the strip club, before you make it rain $1 bills, "ladies i have an ace in the chopper"!!! in hopes more strippers show up for the chance to get that ace AKA $100 bill

by Matty Kush April 10, 2015

On the chopping block

A person who's on the chopping block is in danger of losing their job or getting into serious trouble. A project that's on the chopping block is likely to be terminated.

Matt really put his head on the chopping block when he started

spending all the money that doesn't belonged to him.

by Morphius13 July 13, 2016

Smack in the chops

A punch to the face, for the purpose of getting someone to wake up to themselves. Can be a back-hander, or an open-handed slap also. As long as it gets the message across.

That bloke is right up himself! Someone ought to give him a good smack in the chops, and tell him to pull his head in.

by Hateful! May 15, 2006

off the chops

1. Off the Chops
To Refer to an error, or to derogotise something or someone.

2. Off the Chops
Can also refer to something that is good, depending on infliction.

3. Off the Chops
Drunk/Intoxicated/Drugged/Messed Up/Smashed

4. Off the Chops
A musical term for brass players, often refer to their lips and musical ability as their "chops."

1.
A "That pool shot was off the chops"
B "You're off the chops"
2.
"That concert was OFF THE CHOPS"
3.
"I've had so much rum i'm off the chops"
4.
A - "You sound like you've been practising"
B - "Thanks, my chops are really coming together lately"

by Miguel20 October 26, 2005