when your kids ready for the birds and bees .DADDY?"Yes son?" Why is mommys tummy so big. Son its time you learn about the dick and vagina monster. When daddy has feelings for mommy he whips out the penis monster and puts it in vagina monster. Its called fertilization son. Put in mind this is when the our kid is around 9 or 10. Son after 9 months we will have a new family member who will either be your younger sister or brother.
by Tipzilla November 13, 2018
When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a woman and a man loves a man they do sexy stuff and they put it in their holes.
/Breadbin Urie/
/Breadbin Urie/
by Nika_dww November 18, 2019
When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a woman and a man loves a man they do sexy stuff and they put it in their holes.
by Nika_dww November 18, 2019
The Birds and the Bees is a story parents tell young children to teach them where babies come from. The story is told instead of teaching them about sex and biological concepts. In the story, the birds and the bees ask the other animals to help make a baby but they don't want to help. Instead the birds and the bees have to make the baby. The stork delivers the baby. The story is found in the book Birds, Bees, Babies by J.L. Sweat. The story is a santa claus-tooth fairy story for children.
1. I have to tell the story of the Birds and Bees.
2. She was trying to teach me about the birds and bees.
3. My father tried to talk to me about the birds and bees.
4. I never learned the story of the birds and bees.
5. What is the birds and bees story?
2. She was trying to teach me about the birds and bees.
3. My father tried to talk to me about the birds and bees.
4. I never learned the story of the birds and bees.
5. What is the birds and bees story?
by Birds and Bees January 07, 2012
by stormychild November 25, 2015
dad: hey.. son i think we should talk about the birds and bees
son: oh.. don't worry dad i learned it all from pornhub
son: oh.. don't worry dad i learned it all from pornhub
by literally every handle is used January 10, 2017
A phrase used when you're commenting on the balance of males and females in a room, or lack thereof. Comes from the two slang words bird which is another word for girl and B which is a short version of Bro.
Yo, where the birds and bees at??
by ThEbX41 November 04, 2012