Gary The Snail

To drag your sweaty balls across a woman's face leaving a slime trail, similarly to Gary the Snail from Spongebob when he leaves slime trails.

"Damn dude I Gary The Snailed that hoe"
"What's does that mean?"
"I dragged by sweaty nuts across her face and left a slime trail"

"bruh"

by Fellowyellow420 November 16, 2020

Gary the Squirrel

Gary, a squirrel, is a mediocre ice-skater. He skated 2 years with the infamous Chaz Micheal Micheals and supposidly has a thrid ball.

Chaz"When we were gettin' stoned out by the busstop, he said he had a third ball" Gary the squirrel is dumbfounded.

by Zepatarlandlord May 18, 2008

gary the inbred

a shitter of a bike, car or mobile home

haha, check your gary the inbred you gypsie

by devz mc October 17, 2008

Gary the Pole Smoker

A middle aged man, ordinarily wearing an earring, and driving a cab.... often times while giving head to teenage boys

a/k/a The hardest of hard money lenders.

I was driving home from work yesterday and i saw Gary the Pole Smoker with that small vietnamese boy again

by dirty darrell October 16, 2008

gary the barber

A guy with a great barber skill and great tattoos he's so good at cutting hair

Damn I need to cut my hair

Go to Gary the barber he is very good

by Chatgetbanged69 December 24, 2019

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake

Main character of the series of books and games "The Witcher"

I gotta say, and I'm sure you'll agree with me... Grown up Ellie looks a thousand times more badass than that metrosexual fruitcake from the Witcher. What was his name... ? Gary?

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom

by JulianL July 13, 2017

Gary the Snail

A manouver in which a girl finishes riding your face and dismounts by sliding her vagina across your whole face, leaving a trail of slime like a snail.

John: " Hey bro, How did your date with Ashley go" ?
Blake: " It was cool dude, she stayed the night".
John: " Nice you gonna see her again"?
Blake: " IDK bro she hit me with that Gary the Snail".
John: " Gross".

by NickNeezy June 30, 2019