A totally awesome guy who has a average size penis but goes 200 miles a hour with it and loves steak dinners, also has high blood pressure and shares a gay brother with his older sister.
by Ronweasley_Azzklit February 25, 2025
by Vladislavl August 02, 2024
by Vladislavl August 02, 2024
An alias for a talented Chess Player; specifically a Norwegian Grandmaster meant to bring players such as Magnus Carlsen to mind.
P1: Did you hear about Hansjörg Brenton's latest game?
P2: I though he wasn't real...
P1: That doesn't mean he isn't real in my heart! "sobs*
P2: I though he wasn't real...
P1: That doesn't mean he isn't real in my heart! "sobs*
by Hansjörg Brenton (IGM) April 28, 2024