Someone who is a bigger retard than you initially thought
~ Colourful descriptive word for someone, usually with negative connotations against the person in question, though also acceptable as an informal term of endearment for close friends with a matching sense of humour.
~ Can be used in place of most alternative mid to high-end insults.
~ Often preceded with one of more adverbs of the users choice to put further emphasis on the retardation of the subject.
~ Derives meaning from both 'tard (common abbreviation of the word Retard) and Doctor Who's TARDIS (Time and Relative Dimensions in Space) in popular culture, whereby the inner capacity of the Time Machine is much larger than it appears from the outside.
Thereby, a person who is said to be a 'Tardis' is one who, although initially comes across as suffering from only a mild case of retardation, upon further subjection to their obvious and unabridged barrage of utter incomprehension you can simply no longer apportion sympathy, and thus, brand them a tardis.
Not to be confused with turdis or turgid.
~ Colourful descriptive word for someone, usually with negative connotations against the person in question, though also acceptable as an informal term of endearment for close friends with a matching sense of humour.
~ Can be used in place of most alternative mid to high-end insults.
~ Often preceded with one of more adverbs of the users choice to put further emphasis on the retardation of the subject.
~ Derives meaning from both 'tard (common abbreviation of the word Retard) and Doctor Who's TARDIS (Time and Relative Dimensions in Space) in popular culture, whereby the inner capacity of the Time Machine is much larger than it appears from the outside.
Thereby, a person who is said to be a 'Tardis' is one who, although initially comes across as suffering from only a mild case of retardation, upon further subjection to their obvious and unabridged barrage of utter incomprehension you can simply no longer apportion sympathy, and thus, brand them a tardis.
Not to be confused with turdis or turgid.
Ex.1 "You massive tardis"
Ex.2 "Man, I thought he was just a midi-tard, but it turns out he's a complete and utter full-on tardis"
Ex.3 "In trying to rewire that electric mower outside in the rain during a thunderstorm, whilst wearing a chain-mail vest, standing barefoot on a man-hole cover and crimping exposed wires between his teeth whilst the mower is still plugged in at the mains, he has elevated himself to the state of a tardis"
Ex.4 "Paris Hilton"
Ex.2 "Man, I thought he was just a midi-tard, but it turns out he's a complete and utter full-on tardis"
Ex.3 "In trying to rewire that electric mower outside in the rain during a thunderstorm, whilst wearing a chain-mail vest, standing barefoot on a man-hole cover and crimping exposed wires between his teeth whilst the mower is still plugged in at the mains, he has elevated himself to the state of a tardis"
Ex.4 "Paris Hilton"
by JoeGo8 March 12, 2011
A little girl's leotards or tights.
by Mom of One March 25, 2008
Faith was being a tardis when she tripped on her own shoe lace, didn't know how to etc..., forgot to do her make up on one side of her face
Rick: *sneezes and snots all over himself
Tom: Rick you're such a tardis
Rick: *sneezes and snots all over himself
Tom: Rick you're such a tardis
by Pleasure Ellis May 20, 2014
"Did you see her fall over?"
"Yeah but it was completely tardy.. mainly because you could see what she ate for breakfast!"
"Charlotte looks quite tardy in that picture!"
"Yeah but that's typical tardiness from her, she always looks like Barbies long lost cousin"
"Excuse me, feeling a little tardy today"
"No way hun, you don't look tardy at all, last night however..."
"Yeah but it was completely tardy.. mainly because you could see what she ate for breakfast!"
"Charlotte looks quite tardy in that picture!"
"Yeah but that's typical tardiness from her, she always looks like Barbies long lost cousin"
"Excuse me, feeling a little tardy today"
"No way hun, you don't look tardy at all, last night however..."
by Milosaraptor March 12, 2012
You may think it is the word for being late, but it is actually a girl who cannot speak proper English and doesn't shut the fuck up. A Tardy is into fat chicks and is also known to have sexual relationships with their cats.
by Spunkmuffin42 November 04, 2019
1. a phrase used by schools to say that if you're tardy too many times then your parents will be invited
2. a parental sex orgy
2. a parental sex orgy
by PlayDohMan June 08, 2006
person 1: have you heard the new Cardi B track it's fire?
person 2: I don't listen to that talentless tardi b trash.. gtfo of here with that shit.
person 2: I don't listen to that talentless tardi b trash.. gtfo of here with that shit.
by politicallyincorrect7190 February 01, 2019