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honorary gay straight friend 

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."

gay and straight alliance 

An extra-cirricular refuge that brings together queer students and their straight friends to figure out how to get past homophobia and other difficulties in school. At the gay-straight alliance, one is safe from ridicule and persecution because of ignorant and closed-minded people.
At the gay and straight alliance, many plans were made to raise gay awareness and tolerance at the upcoming Day of Silence.

Straight Guy Seems Gay 

A male who is straight but seems to be gay. He goes to salons, get petacures and manicures and is very fasionable.

gay and straight alliance 

In high school, the curricular activity in which involves gay and straight people to get together and befriend one another. In real life, an after school class to smoke pot.
Person 1: Dude, have you heard about the gay and straight alliance group?

Person 2: Yeah, I go there and poof a lil.

Gay and Straight Alliance 

A place where homos and non-gay people come together to push for more pro-gay ideas and reforms.
In reality, these non-gay members are actually silent gays who close all the doors and window blinds so they and the official homosexuals can have gay sex with each other.
I can't believe one of our friends went to the Gay and Straight Alliance meeting. When we saw him later, he told us that he has a sore ass.

the queen of being straight and not gay at all 

wow is she gay?
no she can’t be she is the queen of being straight and not gay at all

oh she is a malkah then!