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Stanchion sandwich

When you hit the perfect shot with a football (soccer) and it wedges itself in the top left or top right in the goal net support (stanchion). 70s/80s/90s term as typically goal stanchions don't really exist any more.

These days: top bins; but the ball was wedged in the upright to be retrieved manually.
I smashed a volley into the top right and got a stanchion sandwich.
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stachofsky

Stachofsky... stanko
She's a ginger gremlin, she must be a stachofsky
by Finnickychocolate December 2, 2023
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Stu Staching

The act of drinking milk so enthusiastically and with such unbridled joy that a thick, white mustache is not just formed—it becomes a statement. This advanced life technique is practiced by only the chillest of milk enthusiasts, who can casually flex their dairy dominance while maintaining an aura of shy wholesomeness. A true Stu Stacher is a rare breed: humble, yet unshakably confident in their ability to wield lactose as both nourishment and lifestyle.

Key Components of Stu Staching:

The Mustache: It’s not just milk residue; it’s a badge of honor. The thicker and whiter, the better. Bonus points for symmetry.
The Vibe: Remain utterly unbothered. Stu Staching is about creating an air of zen-like calm while everyone else wonders how you’re making milk look so cool.
The Ritual: Milk is never just drunk—it’s savored. The glass is lifted with reverence, and the mustache is achieved with precision.
Legend has it:
Masters of Stu Staching can attract herds of cows with a single sip, and their milk mustaches are rumored to have mystical properties. Some say they can calm storms and silence crying babies with a mere glance.
“Did you see him at the party? He wasn’t even trying to show off, just Stu Staching with his milk like he was born to do it.”
“I tried Stu Staching last night, but all I got was a blotchy milk smear. Truly, it’s an art form.”
Warning: Attempting to Stu Stache without proper chill levels may result in spillage, awkward milk stains, and severe embarrassment. Proceed with caution and respect the milk.
by sitsinfrontofZman December 18, 2024
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