Son of a sparkling vampire

Stephen Mayer has done it, she turned the fucking scary, bloody thristy vampire into a SPARKLING fairy. Now when you want to call somebody gay, this will get the job done

*edward step into sunlight... and sparkle...*
Me: Damn it, you fucking son of a sparkling vampire. DIE

by Lord Solar October 30, 2010

Sparkling Turd

What you get the next day after drinking too much Goldschlager.

I took a dump this morning, and it wasn't until I saw the sparkling turd that I realized just how much Goldschlager I drank.

by LittleJohn73 September 20, 2010

Sparkling Carl

When a man cums on a girls face and throws glitter on her which makes her pretty.

When a man cums on a girls face and throws glitter on her which makes her pretty. This makes a Sparkling Carl!

by Playajiggajc July 29, 2011

Sparkling water

The most beautiful beverage a person can consume
Thurst quenching and refreshing

Wow its warm today i could really use a glass of sparkling water

by Haydayfarmer1 April 9, 2021

spackletini

A cocktail made from semen, preferably in a martini glass, but any container will do.

I had a beer, and your mom had a spackletini.

by Rhymes With Sock May 10, 2005

sparkletificate

to sparkle or glimmer

Its nice to see a disco ball sparkletificate!

by viperzenthic October 14, 2021

Sparkling Taco

An extremely clean vagina that has no hair or disfigurements of any kind. When the light shines on such a vagina it tends to create an amazing light effect.

No one has ever seen such a vagina, but it was once believed to have been worshiped on Atlantis.

My dad told me that The Great Sparkling Taco created the Burmuda Triangle when it sunk under the waves.
It is also believed to have invented Coca-Cola and Cheetos.

by PB & J. April 24, 2008