Scandanavian Breathalizer

The act of letting a big turd get hard (preferably by freezing), placing it in your pants, then gettin a drunk woman to go down on you to suck your "dick" but getting a mouth full of shit instead.

Mike: Yo Ryan, did that bitch suck your dick last night at the party?

Ryan: she tried to, but i gave her a Scandanavian Breathalizer

Mike: SWEET MAN!

by RYAN F FIZZLE December 21, 2008

Scandanavian War Donkey

A donkey of mass destruction. The most fearsome animal in the world, next to the liger. It has body armor and rocket launchers straped to it. Dont fuck with this donkey holmes.

Kid:Mommy I want a Scandanavian War Donkey for my birthday.
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH

by Andre Kristenpolensklavinchi Jr. February 6, 2005

Santanaangel

Santanaangel is one *Hawt* woman. She is a legend in Runescape. She is a Cougar that I would Love to have after me. When I hear her voice I jizz my pants. Santanaangel is where the party is and you always want her in your call.

You want to be a "Santanaangel" in Runescape.

by jizzedout December 22, 2009

Spandan

A super sexy and talented man! His walking is like that of an old man and his voice is draggy but his xxs (pp) makes up for it. He has no friends but his mommy loves him a lot so that's good

Example: Spandan is such a mama's boy

by Lmaolmaook April 13, 2021

scandanavian yoyo

To hold a man up bynthe penis during a dry handjob. Generally painful and can cause injury

She was so strong that she tried to give me a scandanavian yoyo but I wasn't having it!

by Likespr0n September 3, 2016

Scandanavian jackhammer

The act of attaching a dildo to a jackhammer and using it to pleasure someone. Careful, they might also die.

I gave my girlfriend a scandanavian jackhammer last night and now she's in the hospital. I don't know if she's going to make it and I'm really scared.

by Analbutt420 August 21, 2020

spandan mukherjee

it means meow meow or big piggy piggy. He is smart, intelligent, multi tallented. He loves coding He also loves his peru!

oh yeah foreget to say. He is big piggy

example: Spandan mukherjee is a good boy

by tae_rona⁷ June 16, 2021