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Don't Feel Sorry For Us Ball

Basketball created by Joe Swanson from family guy its basically basketball for people on wheelchairs.
Peter: Joe can i play with you guys

Joe: Sorry Peter don't feel sorry for us ball doesn't accept your kind.
by ms619sa May 15, 2009
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sorry ass mother fucker

John doe, will not get a job and he bums stuff all the time,he is a sorry ass mother fucker.
by Cdbennett800 March 23, 2016
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Slurryitus Cystitis

Vaginal infection caused by not changing your soiled underwear quick enough after a severe dose of Slurryitus. Female only disease, (and possibly post op Transexuals).
Susan, (whilst in the toilet cubicle): " AAAAAAARGH!!! Fuck it stings when I piss and my flaps stink of shit!!".

Judith, (from the next door cubicle): " You should have changed your panties when you shat yourself in the paste room yesterday. I warned you about Slurryitus Cystitis. I am a first aider you know.
by Upchucker March 31, 2009
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Sorry, Vegas.

Originally stated on the @barstoolbroncos Instagram account in 2020, Sorry, Vegas is a term used when you are sports betting and win so much that you actually feel bad for taking Vegas’s money and feel the need to apologize.

It can also be used when you prevail in a situation when the odds are stacked against you.

The phrase “Sorry, Vegas.” sounds best when yelled or said with confidence
*You have $50 on the Boise State vs BYU basketball game. Boise state is a four point underdog and wins*. “SORRY, VEGAS!”

*You pass a midterm that you did not study for and should have failed* “SORRY, VEGAS!”

Big game today. Sorry, Wyoming and more importantly... Sorry, Vegas.
by Barstool Broncos December 12, 2020
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Line Cook Slurry

When line cooks, or other kitchen employees, are chafing, they often resort to applying corn starch between their legs in the hot, humid kitchen environment to absorb some ball sweat.
Slurry refers to a soup or liquid thickening agent, where corn starch and water are combined and used to thicken.
Chef: Man you have to thicken that soup up a bit, it's real watery.
Line Cook: It's so hot in this damn kitchen I have some line cook slurry ready to go!
by searingxheretic July 12, 2011
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better safe than sorry

a phrase that means for someone to not do something risky and try to be safe.
Rochelle: I heard the infection spread through livestock, but I never studied that, better safe than sorry I guess.
by ityaboigummyrice May 18, 2020
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