Southampton

A shithole of a city. Full of inbred mongs that fiddle with ponies. This city is the reason why the Titanic sunk.

What’s Southampton like?

Don’t bother going there.

by FireKnight123 May 20, 2020

University of Southampton

A University which thinks it's 'it' but its really not. Students typically come from the home counties and as a result, have mediocre to average banter. Night's out are alright, lecturers are okay (when they're not striking). Oh and the Student's Union is shit.

Damn bro that girl is better than University of Southampton!

Bro she's a 6...

by Johng15 May 15, 2018

Southampton Sidesaddle

The specific Birmingham Saddleshank wherein the target of a window is reduced to the target of an awaiting anus in a window.

Steve: Hold on, Dave, I’ve just gotta wind the window down, lean my arse out of it and take a dump, I don’t think we’ll be off the Birmingham ringroad before I have to open the brown blast-doors.

Dave: Go for it.

Steve: Oh yeah, that’s the stuff.

Dave: Oh... my... cuntfucking... God...

...

Screech of a Mighty Hawk: SOUTHAMPTON SIDESADDLE

by 535 October 9, 2012

Southampton

A place where a lot of Polish people reside.

There’s a lot of Polish people in Southampton

by Death Menace September 7, 2022

soulrapist

Someone who forever changed you. It could be used either in a cool or bad way.

Devon decided he couldn't press charges against his soulrapist.

by Hungerfiretaker April 18, 2018

Southampton

A city the second you step in, you want to leave. Don’t live, shop, or even go to uni here. You will want to die. Also most dangerous city in Hampshire. The civilians in Southampton are inbred, crackheads or gays. all 3 sometimes.. The schools are shit too. Don’t ever come here. It could be the biggest regret of your life.

person 1: “hey yk southampton?”
person 2: “the city full of inbred wankers?”
person 1: “Yeah!”

by soton menace November 22, 2021

Southampton Reject

A term to describe the worst player to ever meet the football club Southampton FC - Mathew Davies.

Mathew "the mong" Davies played for Southampton FC from Jun 1998 - May 2005.
He captained the team to many losses and was let go due to his shit performance
He now is a deputy head teacher at Kennet School

Damn, you have been playing like the Southampton reject (Mathew Davies). Up your game yo or I will throw hands.

by Hwk2 July 6, 2022