smashmatics

The abstract study of number, quantity, and space as they relate to the chances of getting laid.

If Alex is a solid 8.5, and there are two mid-tier sorority girls, Becky and Rachel, 6.3 and 7.4 respectively, at the bar. What are the chances Alex goes home with one or both of them when corrected for possible cockblockage? The smashmatics are showing a high nut probability.

by The alpacalypse May 22, 2018

splashtastic

A word used to describe your day if you work at Splish Splash water park LI NY. Often used among employees, and it really gets people pumped for their long and strenuous work day.

Hey buddy, are you have a splashtastic day?

by KaityLady January 23, 2020

Smashatic

One who is a competitive Smash Bros Ultimate player and usually obsessed with the game. Often a ProGamer™️.

Mkleo is a Smashatic. So is Tweek.

by Xair June 18, 2022