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Silverback Syndrome

Silverback Syndrome is when a male or female parent, legal guardian, et al, has adult children living at home, or even abroad, and still tries to get their way in their kids lives. The "Silverback" frequently has to "pound their chest" metaphorically (and sometimes literally) when they're around their children to prove their point. Silverbacks rarely make suggestions or compromise, and usually it's "their way, or the highway, and there's the door". The kids (younger apes) tend to not put up with this very long, since they eventually try and leave the herd or in some cases, give the Silverback an ass-whoopin and does whatever the hell they want anyway.

NOTE: If the Silverbacks are still married, you better move the hell outta the country.
EX1:
Father to 21 year old son: "It's Saturday night, be home by 9pm."

21 year old son: "Riiiight." And then shows up at midnight.

EX2:
Father to 25 year old son: "I don't like your girlfriend. You should break up with her immediately."

25 year old son: "Fuck you".

EX3:
Mother to 22 year old daughter: "Cover your boobs. You don't need to flaunt your jugs to the world."

22 year old daughter: "Whatev. I'm not going to wear a floor-length amish dress when it's 90 degrees outside like you do. It's called commonfuckinsense."

EX4:
Mother to 28 year old daughter: "Are you taking the pill?"

28 year old daughter: "Why the hell is my sex life your damn business? Go dust out the cobwebs and come talk to me."

These aforementioned examples are clear signs of Silverback Syndrome.
by DocJ81 March 19, 2010
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Silverback lesbian

An older lesbian who is very territorial and often scares other lesbians away from her and her friends with her aggression.
Stefanie, a silverback lesbian, was all defending her turf at ladies tea by bucking at all the younger lesbians as a way to show her dominance.
by Suze69 May 23, 2018
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Silverback boogerwolf

A single toothed ugly fat female/male that insists they are or have been having sex with you
That is the nastiest silverback boogerwolf in town and she won't leave me alone.
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Silverback Lining

When a long lockdown sentence turns into a blessing because it turned a one-off destined to be relieved of any further duty in the morning into a great bestie with forever butt bennies.
Marty and Rod found their Silverback Lining during the COVID lockdown.
by Baby_Got_Beck August 4, 2022
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Silverback monkey

Whilst fucking a black woman from behind pull out explode all over her back leaving silver cummy goodness all over her spine and voila a silver back monkey!
I turned that girl into a silverback monkey last night it was awesome!
by davidof March 2, 2009
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Silverback Gorillafunk

The dankest, stickiest, smelliest weed on the planet. Merely saying the name of this mysterious strain gets you high beyond belief.
Dude i just smoked an 8th of silverback gorillafunk... I think my mind got divided by zero...
by highestofthehigh February 26, 2010
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Silverback

The term used for an older, well-established gay man that preys on younger gay men. Often solitary, but can be found with a harem of young 20-something males (twinks) at some clubs. Usually drives a european import and wears designer labels. Similar to a "Cougar".
Cullen was completely ravaged by that Silverback last weekend!
by Mike Weston September 14, 2010
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