Shayaan

Something you will never understand.
there are 50 % people who are with their gfs right now.
the rest 40 % are those with actual Brain..
wondering bout the rest 10%? Thats YOU right there

I am Shayaan and you can never be me

by why_bother October 28, 2022

Shayaan

sexy beast, smash, tightest hole, and has that oil money

also kaboom

Scene: 2001 september 11th
Person: Oh my god! Its Shayaan!

by I<3Shayaan September 10, 2023

Shayaan

The one who never does the work or remembers the work

Jake: “I need to finish this for the test tomorrow.”
Shayaan: “There’s a test tomorrow?”

by Elysium301 October 16, 2023

shaytani troopers

“troops” or groups of boys or girls that seek out particular individuals when they becomes focused on spirituality or deen.

if someone someone was becoming more spiritual, and suddenly a girl starts talking to him.
The girl may be labeled as a shaytani trooper, as shaytan has made her attracted to him/her to distract the person from their spiritual connections

shaytani trooper definition: someone attracted to someone else who has become more inclined to their deen.

ez: He fell to the shaytani troopers

by cgt.lackin24 February 11, 2024

shayaan

Good at communicating while having sex. Loves curry and little kids.

Shayaan please go harder, I need you right now

by dongdingodngondg June 18, 2025