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chinese screwdriver

When a man is doing a handstand above the prostitute. The prostitute proceeds to shove wads of raw noodles up the man's asshole while the the man spins on a platform.
"Yo, I was in China for business and I got the sickest Chinese Screwdriver. I can taste the noodles."
by Mom Poon Monsoon October 3, 2013
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newcastle screwdriver

A heavy, usually 4 pound lump hammer
"Pass me the Newcastle screwdriver so i can smash a hole in the wall"
by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005
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super screwdriver

A screwdriver (alcoholic drink of vodka and orange juice), made instead with Everclear and orange soda.
Last night we ran out of Grey Goose, so we made a super screwdriver with our Everclear and Crush orange soda.
by ghetto drinks August 31, 2010
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red screwdriver

A red screw driver is a bargain specialty tool. It's less durable and reliable than commercial grade tools, so it's a top pick for your average consumer.

Corporations will often purchase a single red screw driver to service screwdriving needs of 200+ employees. This makes it frustrating when a single employees misplaces or loses it. It's not uncommon for a red screwdriver to go missing.
Have you seen the red screwdriver? Last time I saw it, Carolyn had it...

Is there really only one red screw driver for everybody in this company?
by Donkel March 27, 2017
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norwegian screwdriver

When a man jumps from the top of a bunk bed and breaks it to get to the woman on the bottom part.
Jim did the Norwegian screwdriver last night on Sheryl. She’s still in the hospital.
by RussianHummus December 17, 2019
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Kentucky Screwdriver

A screwdriver made with orange juice and moonshine or Everclear instead of vodka.
Wanting to save money but not self-respect, Jumbo made himself a Kentucky screwdriver instead of reaching deeper into the liqueur cabinet.
by Toomatch February 24, 2015
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Pirate Screwdriver

A screwdriver (traditionally vodka and orange juice) with rum instead of vodka.
Man, this pirate screwdriver makes me want to say "arrrrrr!".
by NderstoodU August 14, 2009
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