A roommate found on craigslist because of:
1. your girlfriend or boyfriend kicking you out
2. fuckin rent is too damn high
3. oh shit, my friends bailed on me
4. fuck, i hate living with my friends
5. my roommates are fuckin stupid
6. living with strangers is awesome
A craigslist roommate varies from crazy, weird, wtf, or friendly.
1. your girlfriend or boyfriend kicking you out
2. fuckin rent is too damn high
3. oh shit, my friends bailed on me
4. fuck, i hate living with my friends
5. my roommates are fuckin stupid
6. living with strangers is awesome
A craigslist roommate varies from crazy, weird, wtf, or friendly.
Friend A: Dude nice place. Who do you live with?
Friend B: With a craigslist roommate.
Friend A: How is it?
Friend B: Eh shoulder shrug.
Friend B: With a craigslist roommate.
Friend A: How is it?
Friend B: Eh shoulder shrug.
by bluebananas August 22, 2011
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The only benefit of all this being the bonfire of his stuff when you finally have the balls to enter his EPA declared Disaster Zone of a bedroom.
The only benefit of all this being the bonfire of his stuff when you finally have the balls to enter his EPA declared Disaster Zone of a bedroom.
What would you call that kid? Always smelt bad, never showered, stupid WoW kid...
Roommate from hell?
Exactly
Roommate from hell?
Exactly
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Get the roommate from hell mug.Sarcastic representation of someone that is your girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband but you refuse to label them as such. This person (roommate) carries all the authority and power of a significant other, though you deny any association to all friends and family.
Ex1:
Hey Eric, how did you get that bruise on your eye? Did your roommate beat you up?
Ex2:
Person A - Dude!, what do you mean you all of a sudden cant go on this trip?
Person B - insert lie
Person A - Whatever...probably your roommate got you on lock down, huh?
Hey Eric, how did you get that bruise on your eye? Did your roommate beat you up?
Ex2:
Person A - Dude!, what do you mean you all of a sudden cant go on this trip?
Person B - insert lie
Person A - Whatever...probably your roommate got you on lock down, huh?
by AsianPersuasian March 18, 2008
Get the roommate mug."The Roommates": The grandparents (or parents) of a male that constantly braggs about his sex life who moves back in with his Grandparents (or Parents) and they have more sex than he does. This generally occurs after the male moves out of his Grandparents (or parent) house, lives with his friends, and later returns to live with his grandparents (or parents). The parents or grandparents are then considered "The Roommates".
Preach: why do you look so tired Ears?
Ears: because i was up all night to the sound of "The Roommates"!
Ears: because i was up all night to the sound of "The Roommates"!
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