Pantaphilia

A sexual desire for any and every object or fetish.

I have pantaphilia.

I am sexually attracted to everything.

Jared has pantaphilia.

by Goon Scholars United December 19, 2025

baby pandaphiliac

noun.

(1) someone with an unnatural or social unacceptable attraction to baby pandas and baby panda media (videos, pictures, children stories involving pandas).

(2) someone who craves the soft supple flesh of a baby panda,which is traditionally barbecued.

(3) someone who is engaged in sweet sweet love with an underage panda.

my girl would have saved that child from the burning building, but she is a baby pandaphiliac and was salivating over some you tube video involving pandas on slides.

by madking_the_artist November 28, 2012