by FARTgentlemen January 7, 2021
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It's one of the hardest languages to learn. It's almost as hard as the ඩඩ language, also known as Amongunese. The average adult takes about 24 years to learn this language, and 18 years for the average child. Side effects of learning this language include:
1. Not being able to speak English anymore... Oogaboogan is a posessive language and has feelings as well. It wants for you to only know Oogaboogan and dispose of other languages
2. Obsessing over the language... Once you start, you can't stop. Oogaboogan emits and dangerous essence that affects 75% of all human beings once they start learning. Once you are affected by the essence, your mind would be taken over by the Oogaboogan language which it then will tell you that you should keep on learning.
3. Not being able to fell sleep... Similar to the last side-effect, the Oogaboogan language might take over your brain, and the voice with affect you even in your sleep. Some people even mention that they are able to talk to the voice in dreams. Could you be that person? Start learning the Oogaboogan language to find out!
1. Not being able to speak English anymore... Oogaboogan is a posessive language and has feelings as well. It wants for you to only know Oogaboogan and dispose of other languages
2. Obsessing over the language... Once you start, you can't stop. Oogaboogan emits and dangerous essence that affects 75% of all human beings once they start learning. Once you are affected by the essence, your mind would be taken over by the Oogaboogan language which it then will tell you that you should keep on learning.
3. Not being able to fell sleep... Similar to the last side-effect, the Oogaboogan language might take over your brain, and the voice with affect you even in your sleep. Some people even mention that they are able to talk to the voice in dreams. Could you be that person? Start learning the Oogaboogan language to find out!
I speak Oogaboogan.
by Founder_of_Oogaboogan_language October 3, 2023
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