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whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es 

Just another one of those "funny" words that "cultured" individuals in the post-2017 meme community like to use. Often combined with panel memes such as Expanding Brain or Tuxedo Winnie the Pooh to enhance the "comedic" effect.
Cultured intellectual 1: With whomst'd've did you copulate with yesterday?

Cultured intellectual 2: Excuse me sir, but I think you meant to say whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

Cultured intellectual 1: No u

Cultured intellectual 2: *head explodes from collateral damage*

Narrator: And not a single fuck was given that day

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es 

its pronounced whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es and its nice
-hey
-whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
-?

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al 

Manager: Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al took my pen? Employees:What?

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous'ght'ifs'utre'sf'rhg'vgfgh'awerdfg'iosf'hrd'qrdr'yuy'ws'ge'ujtr'wsadfwe'htfgt'whom'dyr 

the most superior version of whomst've
Person 1: whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous'ght'ifs'utre'sf'rhg'vgfgh'awerdfg'iosf'hrd'qrdr'yuy'ws'ge'ujtr'wsadfwe'htfgt'whom'dyr

Person 2: why the shit do I have to do this?

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous

The ultimate form of asking for some sex
Man:whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous sex?
Hooker: I think I had a stroke.

yesn't'nt'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n'nt 

THE MOST SUPERIOR WAY TO SAY NO. yesn't'nt'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n'nt IS VERY NO YES NICE BOI.
Guy 1: :Hey man can you come to my house tonight?
Guy 2: Sorry man, but yesn't'nt'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n'nt.

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'yin’rt’est’n‘etu’ 

The ultimate “who” variant.
Guy: Honey, can you check whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'yin’rt’est’n‘etu’ is at the door?

Girl: Jack I want a divorce.