Newton’s 4th law states that there can never be two pretty best friends, and it’s always one of them gotta be ugly.
Friend 1: Hey did you see Bokuto and Akaashi? They’re really pretty best friends
Friend 2: They can’t be best friends that’s impossible, remember Newton’s 4th law.
Friend 1: oh so they order desert?
Friend 2: Yes
Friend 2: They can’t be best friends that’s impossible, remember Newton’s 4th law.
Friend 1: oh so they order desert?
Friend 2: Yes
by halfgay November 01, 2020
Newton's 5th Law states that Benjamin Hamel is always right. He has never and will never be incorrect on any matter.
"That's Newton's 5th Law: Ben is always right."
by Sin&Win March 21, 2022