The act of using an elongated toilet to go to the bathroom, either via sitting or standing, where the elongated portion of the toilet oval opening is longest left to right, and shortest between near and far. This is usually done because of the opulence of this particular relief configuration. Also, a seated version could be referred to as "Side-Saddle."
I am not some sort of peasant! I am going to use this urine receptacle Napa Valley Style like any true member of class! Now fetch me some decorative towels to wipe my genitals on.
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The Napa Salad Shooter involves the giver first drinking a copious amount of beet juice, while the receiver places themselves under a glass surfaced coffee table or similar.
When it corns time to pass the giver let's fly with the heavily red tinted excrement onto the pain of glass over the receivers head.
Often done on valentines day due to the thematic color scheme.
The Napa Salad Shooter involves the giver first drinking a copious amount of beet juice, while the receiver places themselves under a glass surfaced coffee table or similar.
When it corns time to pass the giver let's fly with the heavily red tinted excrement onto the pain of glass over the receivers head.
Often done on valentines day due to the thematic color scheme.
by anonymous February 16, 2026
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