Mutated Pollen

Flying little humans that will bite you, kill and set the village on fire. Often mistaken for pollen.
"Dude, I think something just bit me"
"Well what's that on your arm?"
"Oh, it's pollen!"
"That's not pollen... that's a mutated pollen!"
"OUCH! It bit me again!!" ~dies~
~massive swarm of fluffy death rolls into town. Town set on fire~
by Steve Tuesday April 08, 2016
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Orgasmic Mutation

The act of nature imposed on a human mid coitus, transitioning genes into a primal form, essentially transforming the host into a beastial form.

(The words "orgasmic mutation" was created by me and if it weren't for my messed up friends I'd never have a definition)
"Yo! Did you hear about Brian?"

"No. What happened?"

"He was fucking and had an orgasmic mutation!"
by D-Street1321 January 03, 2022
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Mutated Mushroom

A mutated mushroom is what an ugly dick looks like, the head is the mushroom and the shaft is the root
Daniel’s dick looks like a mutated mushroom!!”
by Lmao u succ May 04, 2018
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mythic mutations

A crazy psychopath who’s animal spirit is a chihuahua.
Hey mythic mutations gone feral again. Who did she beat at chess?
by Mythic Crazy March 20, 2023
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