Jaded Mercenary

1) Handle for Maine East's Jonny Volpert

2) A term used to describe one who hsa become jaded by life, love, the world around them, and the people they associate with. So much so that they have set out to stomp on any relationship that a friend of theirs is getting involved in.

1)Yeah, I started my thief this morning, but Jaded Mercenary tanked me up to an assassin.

2)
Girl: I thought I was in love wiht you but then...
Guy: Then what?
Girl: Then Jonny made me realize I wasn ::walks away::
Guy: Damnit Jonny, you fucking Jaded Mercenary

by Jaded Mercenary March 5, 2005

mercenary

An awesome band from Denmark. They sound like early Fear Factory on some albums.

Mercenary is awesome

by XinChanPiss May 31, 2007

Suburban Mercenaries

"A group of white kids from the suburbs who can spit fire. At first look ,they do not appear to be much, but they WILL earn your respect once you hear some of their shit"

The Suburban Mercenaries are the hottest rap group out right now.

by Flax March 15, 2005

Slug Mercenary

Mercenary group from the video game Metal Slug consisting of elite army soldiers.

Marco became a Slug Mercenary to get the mission accomplished where nothing else could.

by Illiterate_ March 28, 2010

Mercenary

n. Mer'-suh-nerry, a contemporary American that lives out of total self-interest regardless of his/her impact on others. Totally driven to self-aggrandizement, but shallow, stupid, semi-literate and generally not interested in anything outside of shopping or self-promotion. Will eventually self-destruct by disappearing up own asshole.
Often found reading Us ("Pus") Magazine to find out what other degenerate fools do with their empty, pathetic lives.
Lacks sense of morality and decency. Essentially for sale to the highest bidder, regardless of consequences or prior purchased allegiances.
Will annihilate those perceived to threaten a mercenary's existence. Subtle undercurrent of destructive behaviour.
syn. Whore, Prostitute, Waste of space, suburban dweller, Californian
ant. person of integrity, person with a soul, decent human being

That Paris is such a mercenary. She doesn't know or care about anything except herself.
I was feeling like a mercenary so I hung around Worth Avenue all day carrying a snobby shopping bag.
Those Hessian Mercenaries got their butts kicked and then they went shopping to assuage their feelings of low self-worth.

by AdamanEve April 9, 2006

mercenary

Otherwise known as a soldier for hire, will now be known as james "snake" gibbs

Hey Billy, i got merc. Snake to take out Jimmy the other day- Hunter

Awsome, he's got his shit down don't he, pretty good mercenary- billy

by Huntina October 7, 2008

Mercenary Neko

A gorgeous lady, usually the object of affection for a Dark Knight and people who love riddles.

"Nygma, I'm leaving you for DK," said Mercenary Neko.

by DK January 11, 2004