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UEFA Mens Player Of The Year 

An award from UEFA for being voted their best player of the year. Normally given from international performances and European performances. Players who DIDN'T play for Europe during the voting period will NOT be nominated, no matter if they played like 2015 Ronaldo or 2012 Messi or 2015 Neymar in the 3rd division of Uruguay.
Erling Haaland wins this years UEFA Mens Player Of The Year, being Messi by about 100 votes!
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USA mens basketball 

it means to be humiliated in the olympics

proof that "black men can't hoop"
remember that racist movie "white men can't jump" ?????? ha ha

little mens 

Little mens is the plural of little man. Little mens are small critters or cute animals, both male and female. Also called "lil mens"
"I love my female rats Bear and Peanut, they're my little mens!" or

"Come see the adorable little mens eating the seeds"
little mens by Foofyness October 25, 2009

No short mens for me 

In a deleted scene from "The Late Afternoon Show with Brando Cerrone", an extra is shown with her face cut off frame indecisively saying the sentence : "No short mens for me" for an 80's dating TV segment.
-Why did you swipe left on this guy? He's cute!
-No short mens for me
No short mens for me by amiracaca November 15, 2019
da mens was looking at me

the men were looking at me
da mens by stopsaying axe December 1, 2010

International to cut mens dick day 

April 19th is the International to cut mens dick day

Men suck except for fictional men periodt.
Person 1:Hey it's april 19th!Do you know what it means

Person 2:INTERNATIONAL TO CUT MENS DICK DAY!!

ATTN GHEY MENS 

Synonym for "wolfanoz"
Man 1: "Did you hear? Bob came out of the closet today"
Man 2: "I always thoguht he was wolfanoz!"
ATTN GHEY MENS by Anonymous January 25, 2003