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Matt_Gold

A guy who wants to smash your girl but roasts you for wanting to smash her
Guy: Yo, how can you be smashing that
Guy2: Stop being a Matt_Gold, i know you wanna smash too
Guy: True
by Yourboyjoshyboy November 30, 2017
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Matt Gaus

Dad bod level 100. Matt Gaus is a chubby blonde demon who feeds on the misery of pledges. He eats cargo shorts for dinner and slays more puss than most male pornstars. Here is Gaus's phone number: +1 (314) 660-0597. Feel free to call or text anytime to let him know how much of a bitch he is.
1: You going to Matt Gaus's house tonight?
2: Who's gaus?
1: That one fat guy.
by SwearBear00 June 17, 2019
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Matt Good

Matt Good is kinda a celebrity reject. Once famous for bands D.R.U.G.S. and From First to Last(with lead vocalist later celebrity Skrillex), the ex-guitarist/vocalist spends his time making dubstep remixes of songs. He is the self-proclaimed "Father of Felines" and loves Star Wars.
He, along with Andy Biersack, made a short internet sensation out of "railing", which started in Seattle, WA.
Might be best known for his white Batman costume.
He resides in Los Angeles.
Example 1:
Jake: dude I heard Matt Good is gonna come on tour again with BVB
Mike: I sure hope so I mean just think of all the funny picture's we'll get of him and Vikki
Jake: I wish FFTL would get back together. They were kick-ass.
Mike: me too, brutha, me too..

Example 2:
Tina: haha have you seen the picture of Matt Good dressed as batman?!
Mike: yeah everyone teases him about it and calls him the Grand Wizard of the KKK
by laurenliveslife October 5, 2013
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matt galati sardo

probably the gayest cunt in the world. He has zero friends, and believes he's good at volleyball, even though we all know he's fucking retarded. Unaturally small penis and he enjoys pleasing old men by sucking their dicks. Matt is a professional at the california steam train and enjoys the occasional spastic eagle. Overall probably the biggest faggot in the world and has probably the same amount of skill at volleyball as tore bempasciuto( also a gay cunt )
1. ''Hey matt galati sardo, is that old man cum on your face?''

2. Matt enjoys old mens dicks

3. ''It's Matt's turn to serve in volleyball'' ''Oh fucking hell, lucky were up by twenty points''
by alex griffin is a sick cunt November 15, 2010
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matt goodman

Matt goodman is a typical white boy name. Probably plays volleyball with brown curly hair. Can be a bit of a jokester as well.
Yo did you see matt goodman play front row?
by Amandaaaaaaman June 22, 2017
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Matt Gilligan

A dickhead who vapes and lives at st15 ways
by Tom sagaloo November 5, 2018
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matt getchell

matt getchell flirts with dylan pearce all the time but dylan refusing to admit he like it since he’s lesbian
matt getchell: Hey dylan you look very beautiful today
dylan pearce: I wish i could say the same for you

please publish this it would mean so much to me
by gurgletimmygurgle December 10, 2018
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