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Maryville City Schools

A preppy and elitist public school system in Maryville, TN. It's the school where all the doctors' and lawyers' kids go, since they're apparently more important than everybody else. More money is spent on the kids there than the kids at Blount County Schools, who they look down on. And what's really tragic is that three-fourths of the teachers at Blount County send their kids to Maryville City, as if their own teaching isn't good enough. They walk around like kids at Maryville City Schools are so much more intelligent and cultured than the kids in Blount County, when in reality they're just as redneck and stupid as everyone else in East Tennessee.
Daughter: "Ugh, it's so unfair how many snow days Blount County gets compared to us!"
Mother: "It might seem that way sweetie, but just think how many valuable days of learning they're missing out on! There's a reason why Maryville City Schools are better at everything!"
Mother: "Yeah, you're right Mom, they're just a bunch of rednecks."
by callmecrazy16 December 29, 2012
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Marysville Early College Highschool

Marysville Early College Highschool is a school where student attending are always terrified of a group of students that are always faded aka high.
Hey, do you see those Marysville Early College Highschool students causing trouble? They are probably extremly high
by fkuuw January 8, 2023
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Marseilles

A shitty town in central Illinois that has 5th grade stoners and heroine needles on every sidewalk. Theirs nothing to do in the town and the school is shit. The kids walk around vaping and no one notices.
They’re wack they must be from Marseilles
by ohshititsaghost June 17, 2019
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marysville

hick city in Ohio, where sibling screwing guys named jon live; see nascar, rednecks, pile of shit
Boy I need to take a big Marysville
by pimpdude March 1, 2005
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marysville

A place where dudes like to have sex with their sisters. A trash-town where your mother can also be your sister, and your father can also be your brother. They suck at everything and they all want to be black and have trash staches, and some of the guys try to be preppy but most still enjoy incest. Is inferior to worthington in all ways shapes and forms, except for marysvilles inate quality with incest.
Dave: Hello sir im new in the area and would like to take your sister out.
Jasper-Bob: well lookey here buddy, welcome to marysville, and if anyone is having sex with my sister tonight its gonna be ME!
by Wo-Town Thug April 15, 2006
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Maryville, Tn

Maryville, Tn is a small town full of a bunch of kids who think they are better then everyone, but really they are a insecure little brats. Maryville is one of the best schools for learning purposes in Tennessee, BUT nobody really cares about school. There are a few groups which include the following: emos/gays, popular girls that only own lululemon, softball girls, popular boys that all play at least one sport, drug kids, friend group that always has drama, weird book dragon kids, smart nerds, and the kids everyone knows but aren’t popular. Maryville also dominates in high school football 💪
Mom : We’re moving to Maryville, Tn!
Me : Oh fuck no
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Maryville

A bitch ass town located in nodaway county Missouri. Full of your redneck racist trumpies and pick me girls. Only some us of appreciate the girls, the gays, and theys✋😔
Maryville is one stinky town❤️✨💨
by Vanaa November 23, 2020
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