Majesticism

Art of being a Majestic cunt, like a unicorn jumping over the hills in slow motion, shitting out rainbows like a predator marking its territory during hunting season

"fuck me cunt, that round house kick showed such majesticism that chuck norris would shit himself, and bruce would come back form the dead and shake your hand with a firm dragon grip."

by thegreatttunknowwwnnnnn July 26, 2016

mantastically sexalicious

To be a ten on the Worcester manometer, above a perfect physical specimen of a man (George Clooney, John Adams, Charles Lindberg, Fergie), prime targets for man hunting

Wow, Austin, Alex, and LJ are mantastically sexalicious.

by Blacula May 13, 2008

mantastic

Having the qualities or characteristics of one who is of the male gender.

"My fridge is mantastic - all I have is beer, cheese and condiments, and I'm pretty sure I can make a meal out of that."

by Howdy Partner December 28, 2005

Mattastic

Adj. (mat-TAS-tik) The state of being more than generally fantastic, and much better than great. Rather like wonderfull, with a green tint and earthy smell about the person or object.

A few minutes after waking up, Robb felt pretty mattastic."

by Robbisms October 26, 2010

Majestic beard

Beard growth showing impressive beauty and impressing all the people around it.
It's so impressive you just want to touch it and yes it will bring you luck.

Hey dude, can I touch your majestic beard I need the luck??

by Braam October 9, 2014

mantastic voyage

a journey of epic proportions which defines one purpose and destiny in life; not a destination or a mile marker along the way, but the great and meaningful wide arc of the journey itself.

Come along and experience our mantastic voyage.

by AT33Aftermath August 3, 2009

majestic dangle

Majestic dangle is the biggest your dick can look without being confused for being hard. Majestic dangle is what you want in the locker room Or doctors office.

Taking a whiz...

/looks down

“Damn my D looks juicy as fuck”

/keeps whizzing

“YOU SHALL NOW AND FOREVER BE KNOWN AS...MY MAJESTIC DANGLE!!”

//strut walks out of bathroom

by Rkelly01 October 24, 2018